paper-mario-wiki:

a gallon of milk but with this kind of cap:

fashionistaflower:

snowys1349:

fashionistaflower:

bus-a-looey:

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

ok but i bought these bread slippers off hazylines.com what does this mean ?

it means you don’t have friends !!!!!!!! 

Originally posted by gillyfangirl

monochrome-miku:

“Hey guess what”

“No you have to guess”

nick-avallone:

all I want in life is $10,000,000 and to leave people happier than I find them

driflloon:

*bat signals my friends to ask if they want to get coffee with me*

nootie:

im perfectly aware that at least 86% of all the funny posts on this hellsite are fabricated or embellished or otherwise bullshit to some degree but if i read something and it does me a chuckle or brings any minuscule shred of positive emotion to my stupid fuckin brain im reblogging it

interstellargurl:

girls with muscles are sooooo good and girls with a lil chub and girls with lots of chub and girls with no chub and fat girls and thin girls and muscular girls and “average” girls and just wow girls 11/10 i love girls

saintjoan:

sweet edition

are you a honey or jam person… are you a mango or strawberry person…  are you a milk chocolate or dark chocolate person…?

What she says: I'm fine
What she means: Selena Gomez guest starred on Hannah Montana as pop star/rival Mikayla Skeech in three separate episodes. But she also was Alex Russo in Wizards of Waverly Place. We know that Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana take place in the same world because of the 2009 crossover special "Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana". Both characters can't exist simultaneously unless Alex Russo created a pop star alter ego and used magic to never be recognized for it, yet this is never addressed and the series move on